Throwing it back to April 2013. Drew this little abomination on some cheap old printer paper with a ball point pen.
Apparently it’s an angler that uses Abraham Lincoln’s head as bait to lure other fish to their doom. He also is weighed down by an enormous anchor, so I guess he’s completely immobile.
Why would this fish exist? How could it exist? You don’t know it doesn’t, you’ve never been to the bottom of the ocean so shut up.
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