I hate this. This thing was so intimidating and time consuming. WHY did I think this was a good idea? Because it is a good idea! But GODAMM MAN what a pain! I kinda broke the theme with this one too format wise. I think this would work better as a larger scale drawing than on a 8.5 x 11 …
Read More »M is for Mummified Slender Man
Mummies and Slender Man should probably never be in the same universe. But what the hell. Talkin’ to my boy Nasty Nanny about this Slender Man dude. He isn’t a fan, but I was feeling it. I still don’t know much about the legend, but I think the character is cool as all hell. All dapper and shit. Those lengthy …
Read More »L is for Lucky Leprosy Foot
This was torture. Not because it was difficult or challenging. You wanna know why? Have you ever typed “foot” into Google? I did. I wish I didn’t. I needed a reference picture to draw the sketch. There are some absolutely revolting feet out there, I’m tellin’ you. Yellow toe nails… No toe nails. Giant claw like toes… What the hell …
Read More »K is for Komodo Ballerina
Here it is, the letter K. He’s just dumb. I just look at his dumb face and picture him making a stupid dumb groaning noise. Like, whinny but deep. Maybe something like Louie Anderson. He’s dumb. His sharp, dainty legs. His boiled body. His stupid wings. Dancing to Swan Lake. Just dumb I drew him spitting fire initially, but then …
Read More »I is for Intergalactic Intelligence
Queue the Beastie Boys. Intergalactic frontal lobes all up in your business. You trying to take a dump in private (I hope in private)? Sorry sucka. Intergalactic Intelligence brain sees you. He sees it all. Or he’s a distress beacon. I don’t friggin’ know, who cares? I HATE DRAWING BRAIN MATTER. AND EYE VEINS. I think I am somewhat of …
Read More »H is for Hammer Hands
What a horribly unfortunate creature. How would this even work? It doesn’t look like he has any joints, just connections that don’t move. His wrists might function, sure, but he has no elbows! If he has no elbows why does he have biceps!? Snot bubbles just blowing away in the wind. What an unfortunate specimen of evolution. But those hands… …
Read More »G is for Gears
This guy right here? This guy was a pain in the butt. It’s super complex. You may not be able to see it because of the scale, but if I bumped this motha up you’d see… THEN YOU’D SEE. Tried a wacky color pallet too, broke right out of my damn comfort zone. I think it paid off. Like a …
Read More »F is for Forsaken Totem
LOOK INTO ITS EYES. Neon color pallet taking you through a digital trip. I wanted to do something with bones for awhile. This isn’t so much of a creature, but whatever, there’s no rules here. Getting these colors to flow well was a challenge. I never really use such vibrating hues. The rhymes… The flow all the times… The bottom …
Read More »E is for Echidna Tongues
The triple stack of power. Echidna brothers, floppin’ their dirty tongues all over the damn place. Sloppin’ and spittin’. Droolin’ and lickin’. I haven’t decided if they’re one consecutive unit, or three little turds sitting on top of each other battling for glory. I don’t think they’re really echidnas either, it just went because the letter was E. What’s that… …
Read More »D is for Deltoids
DAYUM. The utter vascularity! He’s too vascular for his own good. D hits the scene, being an ultimate D’ and flexing his muscles for you to see. Those delicious deltoids… Those bulging biceps… Upright rows… Military presses… Lateral Raises… He does them. Tried a new color palette here! I’m diggin’ it. My only regret is that true black color for …
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