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All this art. All this dirty art for your dirty eyes.

FEED ME YOUR PLANETS

You asked for it. I delivered the best I could. FEED ME YOUR PLANETS. The ol’ #inktober rearing its ugly head again. Galactus chompin’ on an intergalactic rock. Wish I could’ve recorded the process for this one, but you know, my computer is getting old and grey. It was a wild ride though. Had a bit of trouble thinking of …

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No Gentlemen Left!!

No Gentlemen left

No Gentleman left: You know, I hear it all the time. All these females, snappin’ their fingers, cockin’ their heads back and forth going “THERE JUST AIN’T NO GENTLEMEN LEFT IN THIS WUUUURLD!” which is met by a resounding “mmmmHHHHMMM.” I don’t know if I’ve actually seen that very scenario but you get the idea. Well guess what? There is …

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GORGON AWAKENS

FEED ME

THE GORGON AWAKENS AND DELVES DEEP INTO YOUR SOUL. IT SHALL FEAST. Hey dudes. Can I tell you something? I’m loving these damn pens. The brushes. The Pitts. That #inktober challenge opened up a whole new world to me. The pens react so much better on the Bristol too. No bleeding. What took me so long to figure this out? …

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#Inktober

UPDATE 10/31/14: So, it’s Inktober. Everybody’s getting down with that saucy ink. And I’m just sitting here with my Microns and Pigma utensils. I’m jumping on board, so I’ll keep a running post which I will update with my ink drawings every time I do one. Don’t expect masterpieces here. These are snapped with my phone’s camera, so the images …

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Choose Your Palette

Yo, here’s Doc Franklin’s Monster. What a blast this was. I thought “hey, the Eve of the Hallows is coming up, why not?” Then I thought “hey, I’ll do a series of Halloween monsters!” Then I thought, “no, I won’t because I have enough on my plate already!” Here’s the original sketch [click to enlarge]: But, I have a bit …

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S is for Shutter Shade Sludge Serpent

The crowning jewel of the Awful Alphabet [thus far] and quite possibly my favorite drawing I’ve ever done. I’m just happy with it. I like the color pallet OK? A slippery, slime serpent… Slithering seductively sideways. A powerful alliteration. I know what you’re thinking — “Dude, that was so predictable, A SNAKE? S-S-S-S-SERIOUSLY?” to which I respond: “that’s a terrible …

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R is for Ruby Rock Stomp

STRAIGHT OUTTA THE BOWELS OF MIKE O’MALLEY’S GLOBAL GUTS AGRO KRAG! THE PURPLE TEAM STUCK IN THE CORNER OF THE KAYAK POOL WITH NO HOPE FOR ESCAPE. THE RED TEAM DOMINATING THE BUNGEE SLAM DUNK CONTEST. AND BLUE? YOU KNOW THEY’RE HITTIN’ AAAAALL THOSE TARGETS WITH THE NURF BOW AND ARROWS. BACK TO YOU MO, IT’S TIME TO MEET THE …

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Chim-Chim

A dirty sponge man who flies with a bow tie named Chim-Chim©. The main character of my imaginary video game. I picture him flying upwards through highly intense levels while giant heaps of flaming garbage and debris fall on him.

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Red, White and Tiki

The vault, again. The tiki, again. I had hopes of putting this in my basement, but meh, you know. Mean grillin’. For some reason it reminds me of Samurai Jack style art. Damn, I miss that show. Every time a new season pops up on Netflix I watch the whole thing 8 times through. The more I look at this, …

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Swiss Army Spider

Trying to update more frequently so here’s something from the vault. The Swiss Army Spider. I just picture it’s movement flailing around like a wild fire. Absolutely horrifying. This is when I was in my “everything must be reflected” stage. Incredibly intricate nonetheless. I remember this took me a good chunk of time and coloring it was a very daunting …

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