ART!

All this art. All this dirty art for your dirty eyes.

HANG IN THERE (2)!

Hello my beautiful family. Here is another Lakitu. He is pledging allegiance to Bowser. Lakitus have their hearts on the opposite side of their bodies, so stop asking me about it. The cloud is very sad. Very sad. Stop asking me about it. I’m afraid that’s all for now but have a great day! Actually I’m not afraid of anything …

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The Future Guy

I’m Afraid I Am The Future Man We all should have known Future Man would be knocking on our door with the gem of infinite possibilities radiating brightly on his head. He peers into your eyes and it’s no surprise… The past and present couldn’t present you with a solution to the brain pollution. We all should have known.Now we …

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SKUNK BOT 20XX STINKS LIKE A SMELL!!!

This is the Skunk Bot from the year 20XX and guess what HE STINKS. Stinks like the smell you never knew. He’s got corrosive stink juice in his belly tank and he’s not afraid to give it a blast into your retinas. And baby when that tank is full you know he’s gonna shoot that stink like a fire hose …

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Crabmangoo

This is Crabmangoo. One night, my pal and I tried to come up with an entire universe of characters with different mystical relics.Somehow, the House with Duck Feet and Human Arms made it in there. We rewrote his backstory to include a crab with a wrench arm that would run around inside him, constantly performing maintenance and repairs. He also …

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Abe Blincoln

Abe Blincoln

Meet Abe Blincoln. I love these colors. Had him duotones originally but changed that up after looking at a print out of it for a month and deciding it looked like poop. Got the power of all the Adobe programs at my hands now and I still only use Illustrator and Photoshop. Gotta figure out how to animate this boi …

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Knoxtra “The Human”

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This is Knoxtra “The Human”. An inter dimensional war lord or something. He can uh reach through portals or something. He’s got a zipper for a head. He’s evil. I’ve been drawing a lot of projects for my good pals lately which I can’t share because most of them haven’t been gifted yet. Thus I’ve been MIA. For the one …

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Bootleg Luke

Wanted to see if I could do a simple 8-bit animation. I guess it kinda worked. Bootleg Luke. Used the Photoshop animation and imported it into iMovie to add sfx. Kinda wanted to make it like an old Nintendo boss fight beginning or something. There ya have it! Put it on Redbubble too if you’re interested. Don’t know why you …

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A Water Glop Pops Up For a Surprise!

…So you thought you could sneak by this Water Glop… A Water Glop from the depths of the ocean floor! The bottom of the trenches… A terrifying creature has made home inside a crater. He certainly doesn’t like to be disturbed much. So please, please leave him be. Who would win in a fight? The Fire Ball King or this …

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THE RISE OF THE GLOMBIS

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THE GROMBIS IS RISING AND DESTRUCTION IS IMMINENT… The secret warrior weapon of the Glombs laid dormant for eons, encased within the magical crystals of an ancient asteroid. Looks like ya dinguses woke it up. So ya better watch out. Made this little ding dong to fill a frame I had laying around down in the basement. It used to …

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Pass the Cheese, Please.

My pal Spazz loves cheese. I always ask him for ideas and he says “make this thing… but out of cheese.” That’s his only idea. Ever. But that’s cool. He’s such a great pal. I made him some cheese designs for his birthday. Various cheeses in various disguises with some Japanese text he’ll never be able to read! He won’t …

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