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All this art. All this dirty art for your dirty eyes.

Heck Ya YETI

HECK YA YETI He’s here. He’s chill. He’s backpacking across the Americas looking for the chillest vibes.Heck ya yeti is here and he’s here to stay, bruh. Gonna put it on Redbubble and Teepublic if ya dig it.

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Distinguished Orb

One distinguished voltorb. Been meaning to draw this for a long time. Look into his eyes. Is he a president? A revolutionary war hero? A pokeball? A Pokemon? I dunno fam. You be the judge.

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WHAT TYPE OF DINNER IS THIS?!

EAT YOUR GIANT PILL. EAT IT. Had this one in my sketch book for awhile, drew it on a boys weekend with my best pals! Never finished it then rediscovered it in my sketchbook. Check out the little vid/reel/whatever! I made it to get followers on Instagram and then it wouldn’t work! YAY!

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Pumpkin Spice Season? No Thanks PAL!

pumpkin spice

PUMPKIN SPICE? NOT TODAY PAL This is a Pumpkin with a bit of spice on his head. A little bit of fire. A little bit of that GUSTO! I put it on Redbubble so you can drink pumpkin spice coffee from a mug that has a pumpkin spice drawing on it.Thanks and Happy Halloween!

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HANG IN THERE (2)!

Hello my beautiful family. Here is another Lakitu. He is pledging allegiance to Bowser. Lakitus have their hearts on the opposite side of their bodies, so stop asking me about it. The cloud is very sad. Very sad. Stop asking me about it. I’m afraid that’s all for now but have a great day! Actually I’m not afraid of anything …

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The Future Guy

I’m Afraid I Am The Future Man We all should have known Future Man would be knocking on our door with the gem of infinite possibilities radiating brightly on his head. He peers into your eyes and it’s no surprise… The past and present couldn’t present you with a solution to the brain pollution. We all should have known.Now we …

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SKUNK BOT 20XX STINKS LIKE A SMELL!!!

This is the Skunk Bot from the year 20XX and guess what HE STINKS. Stinks like the smell you never knew. He’s got corrosive stink juice in his belly tank and he’s not afraid to give it a blast into your retinas. And baby when that tank is full you know he’s gonna shoot that stink like a fire hose …

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Crabmangoo

This is Crabmangoo. One night, my pal and I tried to come up with an entire universe of characters with different mystical relics.Somehow, the House with Duck Feet and Human Arms made it in there. We rewrote his backstory to include a crab with a wrench arm that would run around inside him, constantly performing maintenance and repairs. He also …

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Abe Blincoln

Abe Blincoln

Meet Abe Blincoln. I love these colors. Had him duotones originally but changed that up after looking at a print out of it for a month and deciding it looked like poop. Got the power of all the Adobe programs at my hands now and I still only use Illustrator and Photoshop. Gotta figure out how to animate this boi …

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Knoxtra “The Human”

knoxtra

This is Knoxtra “The Human”. An inter dimensional war lord or something. He can uh reach through portals or something. He’s got a zipper for a head. He’s evil. I’ve been drawing a lot of projects for my good pals lately which I can’t share because most of them haven’t been gifted yet. Thus I’ve been MIA. For the one …

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