All Hail the Juicy Watermelon King, Aha!

watermelon king

The Juicy Watermelon King is here! Aha!

All hail and respect his juiciness! No seeds in this king! Just the perfect balance of sweet and sour! Aha!

How did he come into power? Was the throne passed down to him from his father!? DID HE CONQUER A NATION TO EARN THE RIGHT TO RULE?

Guess we’ll never know.

He floats majestically in a most delicious sky oh boy! Constant happy music playing on a loop AHA!

The incredibly juicy watermelon king!


juicy watermelon king
such sweetness to display!

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