Alley Gator

One gator. One ball.

King of the pins. Never strikes out but always strikes. Powerful jaws… Impeccable form… The last gator you want to see at your local bowling alley.

I know what you’re thinking. Get your mind out of the gutter and spare me the bowling puns. But come on. When have ya known me to pull any punches with the puns, ya turkey.

He won the facebook poll and now he is immortalized.

He’s available on Redbubble.

See ya around.