Undead Unicorn FINALLY made it’s way to the Redbubble shop. Took me long enough, considering it had been living at Society 6 for a number of months. Go figure. One of my personal favorites of the Awful Alphabet, Undead Unicorn is a disturbing mess of a letter, complete with bloated and veiny udders and a warped and twisted horn. Udder-ly …Read More »
Primitive Primate Available Now!
Primitive Primate. Meditating. Levitating. It doesn’t matter, because this primate is the PRIME APE. I originally called this one Primitive Possum of Transcendence, but now looking back on it, I think it looks more like a monkey. One cool monkey who can defy gravity and has a gross tail. Or is that his viscera? I hope not. Primitive Primate is …Read More »
Mummified Slender Man Available Now
Mummified Slender Man… What? What a stretch. But hey, whatever. I don’t even consider him really even mummified. It looks like he may have burned his face pretty badly or something. But then again, did Slender Man have a face to begin with? Maybe a better name would have been No Legs Burn Victim Slender Man. Whatever, he’s Mummified Slender …Read More »
Lucky Leprosy Leg Now Available
Lucky Leprosy Leg. The grossest one yet. It was the grossest because of what I had to look up for references to draw it. I saw things man. Disgusting things. I’ll never google feet on again. Lucky Leprosy Leg is now available at the Redbubble shop on every format and it looks pretty dope. Is that what the kids say? …Read More »
Jabberjaws Bait Available Now!
Jabberjaws Bait, that disgusting letter J, is now available at the Redbubble shop! Hook line and stinker, am I right? What are you gonna use to bait an enormous talking shark? Eyeballs bro, they love that stuff. This letter surprised me. Jabberjaws bait was always one of my least favorites, but I really like how it translates to different formats. …Read More »
Intergalactic Intelligence Available Now
Intergalactic Intelligence is now beaming through the galaxy and straight into a Redbubble store near you! Look at him! His lobes just pulsating! His eyes… So vascular. All seeing… All knowing… That’s some intergalactic intelligence, ya know? I changed this one up a bit, I admit. Tried something new with the composition because I thought the brain portion of the …Read More »
Forsaken Totem Now Available
Forsaken Totem (F of the Awful Alphabet) is available NOW at the Redbubble shop! It’s also up on Society6 for anyone who gives a fart. Purchase at your own risk dude. Legend has it that the forsaken totem will steal a traveler’s soul if the totem’s mask looked upon. That’s some scary voodoo stuff right there. Do you want your …Read More »
Hammer Hands Available Now!
Hammer hands. Hammer hands. Slams his hands like no man can. Hammer hands. Hammer hands. Slams his hands across the land! Now you can chant Hammer Hands summon song while wearing his sporty Graphic T-shirt because you know what?! I just slapped this sucker up on Redbubble. This lovable bubble nosed scamp is available on every product. I’m really trying …Read More »
K is for Komodo Ballerina Merch
Letter K of that awful Awful Alphabet. He wears his heart on his sleeve and he never learns his lesson. Majestically twirling on rusty dagger feet, this rare komodo dragon can be seen practicing his pirouette on the beach at night. Why is that an appealing character to anyone? I don’t know. Available at Society6 and RedbubbleRead More »
O is for Onion Breath Merch
I told ya! I told you I’d be chipping away at getting this Awful Alphabet available! Here’s the stinky O! MAN WHAT A STINK. Available at Society 6 and Redbubble!Read More »