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Primitive Primate. Meditating. Levitating. It doesn’t matter, because this primate is the PRIME APE.  I originally called this one Primitive Possum of Transcendence, but now looking back on it, I think it looks more like a monkey. One cool monkey who can defy gravity and has a gross tail. Or is that his viscera? I hope not. Primitive Primate is …

SURPRISE, SON! AWFUL ALPHABET IS BACK, AGAIN. This sucker here? Oh, it’s just a primitive possum practicing prime levitation skills [alliteration bonus], lookin’ like Dhalsim from Street Fighter. Yoga flame? Yoga fire? Yoga eat garbage? Yoga play dead? For sure. Not sure if this even resembles a P, but I’m getting creative with the alphabet game. That protruding brow suggests …