That’s a Skull Turkey, ya turkey. My first ever speed sketch. Straight off the top of my dome. Palms were sweaty. Hands were shaking. My anxiety through the roof. All my errors and faulty technique for the world to see. All three people who visit this website. But hey, I appreciate you stopping by! Don’t try to eat this dude …

A Heavenly hamburger. One of my first speed drawings. In the process of revising this drawing into a sweet, celestial shirt design with a ton of more flair than this one. Consider this a preview.  An appetizer if you will.

Today’s featured swag is the Armadillbro, a dude you’d want on your team in a frat party beruit tournament. Hide your women, though. This dude’s a charmer. Available as prints, t-shirts, stickers, mugs, pillows, cases, etc. Get yours here!

SUBMIT to The Screen. Your reckoning is here. I’m pleased to announce that I revised the skull tv design I did. I lost the work file so I had to remake it, but hey I like this design. Consider it a labor of love. Some simple vector work over here. This little Submit icon has become somewhat of a logo …

The Master of Magnetism and the very best of the robot masters. The only robot to empower the wonders of polarity without crippling his own circuitry. What an attractive set of items for sale… Eh? Get it? Available now at the Strange Shop, you can get everything from prints to pillows. Scope it out!

THE GORGON AWAKENS AND DELVES DEEP INTO YOUR SOUL. IT SHALL FEAST. Hey dudes. Can I tell you something? I’m loving these damn pens. The brushes. The Pitts. That #inktober challenge opened up a whole new world to me. The pens react so much better on the Bristol too. No bleeding. What took me so long to figure this out? …

UPDATE 10/31/14: So, it’s Inktober. Everybody’s getting down with that saucy ink. And I’m just sitting here with my Microns and Pigma utensils. I’m jumping on board, so I’ll keep a running post which I will update with my ink drawings every time I do one. Don’t expect masterpieces here. These are snapped with my phone’s camera, so the images …

Yo, here’s Doc Franklin’s Monster. What a blast this was. I thought “hey, the Eve of the Hallows is coming up, why not?” Then I thought “hey, I’ll do a series of Halloween monsters!” Then I thought, “no, I won’t because I have enough on my plate already!” Here’s the original sketch [click to enlarge]: But, I have a bit …

The crowning jewel of the Awful Alphabet [thus far] and quite possibly my favorite drawing I’ve ever done. I’m just happy with it. I like the color pallet OK? A slippery, slime serpent… Slithering seductively sideways. A powerful alliteration. I know what you’re thinking — “Dude, that was so predictable, A SNAKE? S-S-S-S-SERIOUSLY?” to which I respond: “that’s a terrible …

STRAIGHT OUTTA THE BOWELS OF MIKE O’MALLEY’S GLOBAL GUTS AGRO KRAG! THE PURPLE TEAM STUCK IN THE CORNER OF THE KAYAK POOL WITH NO HOPE FOR ESCAPE. THE RED TEAM DOMINATING THE BUNGEE SLAM DUNK CONTEST. AND BLUE? YOU KNOW THEY’RE HITTIN’ AAAAALL THOSE TARGETS WITH THE NURF BOW AND ARROWS. BACK TO YOU MO, IT’S TIME TO MEET THE …