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eyePhone PLUS version 3 Billion

Check your eyePhone folks, it’s blowing up! Everybody is going nuts for your bottom-of-the-ocean selfie! The extreme atmospheric pressures of the deep are no match for your new eyePhone version PLUS version 3 Billion X! Instagram a photo of your giant eyeball cranium! See how many re-tweets you get! Your pupil dilates as you gaze into the wonders of the …

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