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All this art. All this dirty art for your dirty eyes.

BOO the Jewels. Ya better believe it.

boo the jewels

Boo, heh. BOO. Please, don’t be scared. Hope I didn’t spook ya too much with that one. Do you know who this King boy is? Yeah, me neither. I think he’s from some game. He’s cool in my book because he’s doing the ol’ RTJ hands though. Ghost hands though. Jee wiz — I’m hoping this gets scooped by a …

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Bloop Jr: Your Robotic BFF For Life

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Let me tell you about Bloop Jr. Bloop is one HECK of a guy. A robotic joy that aims to please. He’s your trusty sidekick — your best pal. All this rolled up into one adorable bag-of-bolts. Heh. You look into those eyes and you can’t help but wonder “where the heck has this little robo boy been all my …

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Flamingo of Electricity for a Surprise

Flamingo bad boy stepping one foot to the plate. One foot at a time, flamingo sublime. Drew a bit of a sketch in the old book and I said “hey, this is pretty dumb. I guess I’ll keep going with it!” Threw it into Illustrator and chose some juicy Pantone swatches. I am very happy with the color palette here. …

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Bulldog Gentleman Kickin’ It, Right?

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Bulldog boy kickin’ it. Had a lot of fun with this one. This bulldog boy is very polite and is a very good boy. A very relaxed drawing. I just drew it in Illustrator with no sketch. No blueprint. Went through a couple color variations before I hit this one. I’m really happy with it. Lot’s of pen tool here. …

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Be Cool… Be Bad… Be Real Bad

Be cool… Be bad… Be real… BE REAL BAD. This boy is BAD. He’s ambiguous too. No one truly knows what he is! A lot of people look at this fur ball and say, “heh, well that’s a monkey.” I’ve heard other’s chuckle and claim with certainty “that’s a werewolf, yahoo!” Well guess what. I’m not sure what it is. A …

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CURSE: What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse

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This cursed night! From day to night… A serious fright. This dude was a little dumb sketch that I thought hey why the heck not turn it into a digital scream? The jewel on his head, although fabled to give infinite power, is really liquifying his life. Yet… He can’t get enough. That’s the curse though — the infinite liquifying. …

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RESPECT THE KING!

THIS IS A KING YOU SHOULD RESPECT. SUCH ULTIMATE POWER FROM DREAMLAND. He has an insatiable hunger for star power and marshmallow floaters. His powerful hammer can give ya a smash and a half and is sure to make ya shake in your boots. A robe? Yeah he’s wearing that. And he’s wearing it well. And he’s looking fucking DOPE …

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2 BAD 4 U

2 bad 4 u this boy is 2 bad 4 u He’s a Sasquatch in a cool hat giving you some rock on hands. These hands are knotty and naughty at the same time. His powerful grimace may make you VERY nervous. I was getting nervous whilst creating him! Check him out at Redbubble, okay? He looks grand on everything. …

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Brutal Unicorn

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Ooooof this brutal unicorn is ready to saw you to pieces A mean sneer sending you running for the hills. A chainsaw instead of a horn! Who would have thought? I’m happy I finally put this into creation. The idea has been brewing in my brain tank for months. I keep a check list of ideas in my phone and …

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Slug…. UGH

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SLUG. Slug boi bout to SLUG U He’s like the party-on beetle boi but he doesn’t give half a heck. Hands in his pockets looking like he should be on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. A 90’s theme dream. He’s now on Redbubble too in all his halftone glory. Looks sweet on a Long T-shirt if I do say …

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