Throwing it back to May 2013. A time where I was all about listening to the sweet new Queens of the Stone Age album. Oh hell yeah. Owl just leave this here.

Throwing it back to May 2013. Facebook Poll winner Captain Pat Patriot. A hybrid of your favorite superhero and your favorite football team. NATIONALISM. He’s ready to make you red, white and blue. SET-HUT. This was a fun one, although I was hoping the Green Monster as Iron Man would win.

Throwing it back to August 2013. The man of green… Taking a green dump. I think that uh… About sums it up…

Get it? X is for X-ray. TIMES TEN. TIMES SYMBOL IS AN X. ROMAN NUMERAL FOR TEN IS X! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! What a stretch. Apparently this cycloptic creature has gotten ten x-rays in his life. Ugh whatever. You try coming up with one for X. Look at his dainty ballerina feet. His flexibility. Awe inspiring grace. This one was a little …

Pumped this one out pretty quickly, eh? Oh baby. A Winged Wart Beak, terrorizing your crops. The deliverance of pestilence from above. A nice counterbalance to V is for Viking Beards of Valhalla. Much easier to work on with much less beard hair. Got some suggestion from my insanely talented dude, Rob [check out his facebook page, and while you’re …

Raging Ragnarök!!! THANK THE GOOD LORD IT’S DONE! Those flowing ginger viking beards took me a good chunk of time to color. I’m never drawing hair again. Shout out to Kevin sent straight from Heaven for the idea of using vikings. All that hard work paid off though — at least it did in my opinion. Really happy with the …

U is for Undead Unicorn Udders. Utterly ridiculous. This one was really hard for some reason. I was all confident because I had a good base sketch, but once I went into the coloring I got overwhelmed. Still not sure it’s right for this one. But you know, I can always change it because vectors are awesome. Special thanks to …

Welcome back to the Awful Alphabet. Tomahawk Tommy here, armed to the teeth with an arsenal of… well.. Tomahawks. Quadruple the arms, quadruple the trouble. Had a beast of a time choosing the color palette here, but I’m starting to like the complementary colors. I’m diggin purple and orange lately. U is next. Can u believe it? HAHAHHAA! Click the …

I liked doing the polls and I liked your input. So I’m going to try this out again. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE DRAWN: A. Rock Golem Fighting A Panda Bear Warrior B. A Heavily Armored Killer Goldfish C. A Cactus Samurai Vote on the Facebook page! I may draw it on Bristol Board with my arsenal of pens …

Call it a vector doodle. Threw this little dude together in a minute. Ah, the classic pyramid with an eyeball gig? See those little speckles on the bricks? I drew out all of those with the pen tool. Took a chunk of time. If I had my EPS texture files I would’ve slammed them in there, but alas, I wasn’t …