SURPRISE, SON! AWFUL ALPHABET IS BACK, AGAIN. This sucker here? Oh, it’s just a primitive possum practicing prime levitation skills [alliteration bonus], lookin’ like Dhalsim from Street Fighter. Yoga flame? Yoga fire? Yoga eat garbage? Yoga play dead? For sure. Not sure if this even resembles a P, but I’m getting creative with the alphabet game. That protruding brow suggests …

Nothing to see here, just a wild turd onion who’s passed its prime. I think he also has a learning disability. Jumping back into the Awful Alphabet with gusto. Already have the sketches for the next 3 done. Or I’ve had them done for awhile, but you know, life. Layers of stank in this dude. Did you know that onions are …

A little something different for the speed sketches. More of a tonal study using soft brushes in Photoshop. Gunther is a character I’ve had for awhile. He’s some sort of anxiety ridden robot. This is is evil twin, made of chrome with a calloused, circuitry soul. Something like that. I might try to figure out how to do sketch recordings …

Oh I’m just doodlin’ lately. Doodlin’ like crazy. Started drawing this guy with no direction. We’re calling him Grimsley. That’s GRiMM$ for short, ya hurd? He’s got a tomb stone for a head. He absorbs skeletons that he digs up in his fishbowl stomach acid for energy. When he talks, the “RIP” lights up like a crazy disco hut. He’s …

This is so thereputic to me. Just scribbling the most random dudes I could come up with. Here’s the first installment, I might give it the Photoshop treatment. Click the pic for a larger, higher-res version.

An impossible creation. The hell is happening here… The perspective hurts my brain. MY BRAIN. IT HURTS. WHICH ONE IS IN FRONT?! I’ve been wanting to make this thing for awhile. I’ve been looking up impossible shapes all day. I’m intrigued. It’s like a sexy optical illusion. I’m throwing this mind bender on my wall, 20 x 16 inches worth of mind-fuck. …

The Wacom Cintiq. Having this thing was literally my dream. You draw RIGHT ON THE GODAMN SCREEN. Are you serious!? Is this Real!? THAT PRESSURE SENSITIVITY. THAT ACCURACY. GOOD LORD. This thing was my dream. I was like “yeah I want it but naah I could never afford it” and then I curled up in the fetal position and cried …

Who is this dastardly man!? I don’t know how these random panels are going to fit together. I really don’t. But I kind of have a story in mind… Kind of… I’m going to take the time to write it out in hopes that it is half decent. How good could a story be when your protagonist is a house …

What happened to the House with Duck Feet and Human Arms? Well, I don’t know… I guess I didn’t really feel like dealing with that asshole anymore. But now I do. What’s his origin story? How did he become the abomination that he is? Why does everyone hate him? Well, that last question I can answer: Because he’s a horrible …

Meet Franz. Rough and tumble. Kickin’ butt. Stubbled beard for days. Such vintage black and white. Such incredible masculinity.