GA HYUK! It’s a dog!
Does it have 1 eye or 2? You’ll never know because you’ll never see him straight on. Get over it.
Lot’s of slobber. A bit of blud. Don’t worry – he can detach his head at will. He does it often when he’s in search of new derby hats hats!
He floats around like a real spookster giving ya all sorts of startles. All sorts of glops! He might even be made of slime! Who would’ve thought about that!?
Ooof, that blud looks sticky!
See ya around!
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HECK YA YETI He’s here. He’s chill. He’s backpacking across the Americas looking for the …