HODGE THE HORRIBLE HAS RISEN

HODGE! A HODGE PODGE OF HORRIBLE, HORRENDOUSNESS.

WHAT IS THIS THING!? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING??

This is utterly terrifying. Haunting. A heart, or liver, or kidney or some crap screwed onto a brick wall chest? Some sort of intestine pinched off with some sort of twist brace? A fully functioning buzzsaw skull? A Borderlands-esque Psycho mask!? I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE. THIS IS JUST WHAT HAPPENED, OKAY?

I don’t expect you to enjoy looking at this. I don’t expect you to like this. It’s just something that came into existence quite randomly. I sketched it on paper while in a daze. I made a promise to myself I would see it through to the end. I had to finish digitally inking it and coloring it. I had to. I had to see my nightmares come to a close!

Such drama.

Man, I don’t even know what to say. For some reason I could picture this dude as a boss in a video game. Like some secret RPG boss that’s impossible to kill, but you really want to kill it. And then when you finally kill it you realize it really wasn’t worth it at all. He’d give you like 3 experience and maybe drop some stupid item. THAT’S HODGE FOR YOU THOUGH. THE HORRIBLE HODGE.

I put this on Redbubble. Why? I don’t know. Literally NO ONE will buy this let alone look at it at all. “Hey, let me check the ol’ Redbubz to see if I can find a sticker of a floating, brick chested nightmare machine.” NO ONE DOES THAT. NO ONE WOULD SAY THAT! WHAAAAAAT.

Hodge. What is wrong with you. Sink back into the horrible place in my subconscious and never return. Please. Anyway, check out the detail shots below if you dare. Reader beware, you’re in for a scare.