A dirty sponge man who flies with a bow tie named Chim-Chim©. The main character of my imaginary video game. I picture him flying upwards through highly intense levels while giant heaps of flaming garbage and debris fall on him.

Here we go dudes. My top worst Poket Monsters picks. I just want to let you know: Metapod is not on my list. Magickarp is not on my list. Here’s why: I think these guys are genius. Sure, Metapod was a infuriating asshole, endlessly using “harden” in 20 hour long battle with some turd trainer on the side of Route 1, cheering in prepubescent …

Jynx is the female version of Mr. Mime. And you all know how I feel about Mr. Mime. Excluding the obvious [incredibly racist] black face, there are several reasons this Pokemon is just one that should have never come into existence. Period. Look at her. She’s a tramp. Big hair, botox lips, curled lashes. But that booty… That booty… This is …

Ey, yo. Been in a bit of a creative hiatus. Got a dog which is taking up a lot of my time. But that’s okay. Missed Comic Con. That’s not okay. At least Spazz got to hit it up. Anyway, I plan on getting right back into it. Here’s what’s on my agenda: Awful Alphabet: Killin’ off the “R” for …

Pokemon. A game where 10 year old children raise fierce wild animals, some three times their size to kick the ever loving shit out of each other with fire , electricity, and mystical powers unknown. There are some cool looking ones. Some very creative “I wish I thought of that” ones. And then there are the others. The Poketurds. Who’s the …

The vault, again. The tiki, again. I had hopes of putting this in my basement, but meh, you know. Mean grillin’. For some reason it reminds me of Samurai Jack style art. Damn, I miss that show. Every time a new season pops up on Netflix I watch the whole thing 8 times through. The more I look at this, …

Trying to update more frequently so here’s something from the vault. The Swiss Army Spider. I just picture it’s movement flailing around like a wild fire. Absolutely horrifying. This is when I was in my “everything must be reflected” stage. Incredibly intricate nonetheless. I remember this took me a good chunk of time and coloring it was a very daunting …

Do you remember The Mighty Ducks? Remember when Emilio Estevez ripped that juicy, pant rippling hamburger fart to motivate the team in the last period of the play offs? That was a quack fart. And this? This is an homage to that. Before you re-watch The Mighty Ducks [which wouldn’t be all that bad of an idea] that actually never …

This it The Screen. A creation by Dr. Poopenstien who rapidly evolved, flew into the galaxy and will one day return as a demigod to wreak havoc on mankind. He will bring with him intergalactic understanding and technology from the stars above, but will still be rocking the same loafers, green sweater, khakis and 1950s tube television for a head. …

Trying to be better about updating so I’ll share this work in progress. It’s the Armadillbro. A beer pong shootin’, chain smokin’, side hat wearin’, stud eared piercin’, keg stand slurpin’ bro of all bros. Any suggestions for making him more, bro-like? I’d love to hear them. Drawn with the pen tool in Illustrator. Still in progress. Come at me, …